so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 703
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 131 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Animals Bred: 85 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 14 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Towns Built: 10 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Mines Excavated: 3115 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3356 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Emeralds Found: 6399
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Alien Abductions: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Star Shards Collected: 242
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Runes Activated: 0 Alien Abductions: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magic Items Found: 6419
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Potions Brewed: 129
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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