ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

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so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Towns Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Towns Built:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	220	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	3721	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Buildings Constructed:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Crops Grown:	9011
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crops Grown:	1564
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!