ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

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so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Emeralds Found:	1811	Magic Items Found:	6697
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Void Gems Collected:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Items Found:	4011
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	130
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Holy Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.