| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 3044 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4736 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3266 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9112 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 817 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8677 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3582 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 196948 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.
Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3814 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 107 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9338 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8883 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5312 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 53 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8962 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 80 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 573 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 392 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?
But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?
Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6935 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 82 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 9381 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 337 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3748 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2702 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 332 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 3097 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can banish any unwanted siblings or girlfriends to the farthest corners of the map. Our server is a safe space for all players, especially those struggling with PTSD from real-life conflicts.
So come on in and let your creativity run wild! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to explore and conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing breaking will be blocks, not noses.
