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Join our server for the chance to engage in epic debates with fellow players about Matt Walsh’s hot takes on everything from pineapple on pizza to the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting one of Matt Walsh’s rants word for word, you’ll unlock a secret realm where you can ride around on a giant flying mustache.
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Picture this: you’re walking down the street and suddenly a herd of creepers stampedes past you, blowing up buildings left and right. But don’t worry, our city is constantly under construction thanks to our resident Endermen architects!
Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our virtual pub where the villagers serve up the best virtual ale in all of Minecraft. Just be careful not to get into a virtual bar fight with the pigmen!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our virtual minecart system that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you might just run into a dragon or two.
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Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.
Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like rifles and unique food, such as mangoes, rice, croissants, and sushi!
Progression
Forge your path through diverse avenues. Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities. Unlock powerful components of Masterwork Armor through skill progression. Access player upgrades for increased convenience, like extra storage and additional /sethomes.
Thriving Economy
Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. No forced prices or admin shops!
Non-P2W Environment
United Lands takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat
Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory. Fight alongside friends against towns and nations alike.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How can I join United Lands Minecraft Server?
A: You can join us at United Lands by entering the server IP: red.unitedlands.org
Q: Is there a Discord server for United Lands?
A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at: https://discord.unitedlands.org
Q: Can I view the map of United Lands server?
A: Yes, you can view the map here: https://map.unitedlands.org
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