| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2069 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 421 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6950 |
But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.
And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 8796 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 160 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2885 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1999 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 133 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!
Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3555 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 117 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.
And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?
So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6370 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4146 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8877 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 448 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.
WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.
COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.
IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7968 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
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| Clients | Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar |
| Join IP | semianarchy.com |
| Java Version | 1.21.4 |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I claim land? | No, land claims are not allowed on the server. |
| Are there pay to win features? | No, the server does not have any pay to win features. |
| Is hacking or cheating allowed? | No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server. |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1142 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 2851 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.
So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1975 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 1492 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.
So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7363 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6193 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 4884 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!
we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!
join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?
come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6930 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5897 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.
SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7820 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 101 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
