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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 59
Runes Activated: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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