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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Mythical Swords Crafted: 54 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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