Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Astral Projections Made: 4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Alien Abductions: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Villages Defended: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Dimension Hops: 10 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Villages Defended: 13
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Magic Wands Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Emeralds Found: 4066
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Farms Harvested: 953 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8037
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 New Chunks Explored: 127204
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2319
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 28

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Magic Items Found: 7293
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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