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HeartbreakCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyBargains

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A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	350975	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

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join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Monarch Migration Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Tempest Realm

Balanced Experience, Cosmetics, Crafting, custom boss rooms, custom server, Dynamic economy, Economy, English-speaking community, Events, Exploring, farmable skins, Farming, French speaking community, international players, MCMMO, multilingual support, pay to win, Progression System, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

—–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CometSMP

CometSMP, Cosmetic Items, Customization, equal advantage, Fair Gameplay, pay to win free, Survival

CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1320	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

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Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
Proximity Voice Chat
No Age Restriction
Community-Focused Gameplay

Rules & Requirements

Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

Interested in Joining?

If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cute Chick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Love Letters Sent:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

Beliefs, Challenges, Communication, compromise, couples, Differences, Harmony, love, Opinions, Partnership, Perspectives, political views, PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP, Politics, relationships, Respect, teamwork, tolerance, Understanding, Unity, VALUES

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NightLightCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium

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lol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Elderly Survival Quest

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Labyrinth Smp

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Welcome to Labyrinth SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Experience!

Dive into the perfect blend of community-driven survival and modern gameplay on our SMP server! Whether you’re a lone wolf or a team player, we have something for everyone.

Survival at its Best Explore a vast, beautiful world where your survival skills are put to the test. Gather resources, build amazing structures, and thrive alongside a friendly, active community.

Set Homes & Claim Land Never lose your way again! Set multiple homes to quickly teleport back to your base, and with our land claiming system, you can protect your builds from griefers, ensuring your creations stay safe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5