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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Runes Activated: 7
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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