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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crops Grown: 9946 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 13
New Chunks Explored: 497227 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

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