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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 New Chunks Explored: 64123
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 318
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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