Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t have to endure an hour of crying and apologizing like in that graduation announcement stream! Our server is full of laughter, fun, and epic builds that will make you forget all about real life drama. Join us for a chance to escape the chaos and immerse yourself in a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from laughing so hard at our ridiculous shenanigans. So why wait? Join now and let’s create some insane stories together!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Buildings Constructed: 37
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bae Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • StepDadCashCut

    StepDadCashCut
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

    Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

    With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Towns Built: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MineCraftLove

    MineCraftLove
    Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

    Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

    So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Zombie Dances: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

    Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive
    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • TotemMC

    TotemMC

    TotemMC – A fun and balanced Minecraft survival server packed with features for every type of player! Features:

    • Crates: Unlock epic rewards, from gear to rare items, through our voting and purchase crates. • mcMMO: Level up skills like mining, combat, and fishing with RPG-style progression. • Quests: Complete over 6,000 quests for rewards and keep the adventure going! • Jobs: Earn money by working as a miner, farmer, builder, and more. • Player Warps (Pwarps): Set up personal warps and share them with others. • No Griefing: Build safely with our GriefPrevention system. • Bank & Vaults: Securely store money and items for easy access. • Coinshop: Spend coins on perks like chat colors, glow effects, crate keys, and flight time.

    • IP: play.totemmc.com (Version 1.21.1) • Discord: https://discord.gg/BBc89VchQK Join TotemMC today for a survival experience like no other!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Animals Bred: 175
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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