| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1815 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 4446 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7611 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5909 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9741 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1732 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Ores Mined: | 1182 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7396 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2855 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 831 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!
So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5966 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Votes: | 8789 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 505706 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.
oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.
so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8802 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 605757 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 2041 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9127 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 5461 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2166 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.
So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5916 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1871 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 203 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 4036 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4455 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2508 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1494 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Description | Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available. |
| IP | moonbat.ddns.net |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I grief on the server? | Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief. |
| Is my progress safe on the SMP maps? | Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe. |
| Are there player events on the server? | Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards. |
| What minigames are available? | Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server. |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1055 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.
Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8790 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!
But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!
