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Dirty Slut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

We have a player who calls herself a dirty slut but has only ever loved one guy – talk about a plot twist! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BugCraft Minecraft Server

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Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DinoCraterBoomCraft

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got asteroids smashing into the planet all the time like it’s no big deal. forget about building houses and farming, here you gotta dodge asteroids like a pro or you’ll be extinct like the dinosaurs. we got underwater craters in West Africa that’ll make you question your existence, it’s like a real-life sci-fi movie up in here. so if you wanna experience the thrill of almost getting wiped out by a giant space rock, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VaccineCraft: Mouse Survival Quest

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so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, bar, Cheats, Clans, classic, Creative, Donations, Drugs and Prohibition, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, Free Admin, Free donation, Free Donations, fun plugins, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Honest Privileges, kind administration, Large Online, Naruto, No Donation Advertising, No Dupe, No Lags, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, privates, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Shulkers, spawn eggs, Spit, Survival, TOILET, tops, Transport, Unlocked Mechanisms, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Animals Bred:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SwipeSMP: Now with 110% more vanilla than your grandma’s kitchen!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Mostly Vanilla SMP
Community Focus	Building, Shops, Collaboration
Contact	Discord: ihben
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, please add the server owner on Discord at ihben and request to be invited to the server community.

What are the server rules?

The server rules are posted in the server Discord channel and must be followed by all players to maintain a positive and welcoming community environment.

Can I build my own shops on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops and contribute to the server economy by trading with other players.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in immediate consequences, including potential banning from the server.

Are there any specific building projects on the server?

There may be community building projects that players can participate in, but players are also encouraged to work on their own individual builds and creations.

How active is the server community?

The server community is growing and becoming more active, with players collaborating on various projects and engaging in regular server events and activities.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	87	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky Diablo 4 Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is about to undergo the BIGGEST EXPANSION in Minecraft history! And guess what? It’s gonna cost you a whopping $40 to join in on the fun! But trust us, it’ll be worth every penny.

Picture this: in just 4 days, our server will transform into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this insane story: once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a world where diamonds grew on trees and creepers gave out hugs instead of explosions. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and be a part of something truly extraordinary. Who needs Diablo 4 when you can have flying pigs and diamond trees? See you on the other side, my friends!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	929
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pretty Minecraft SMP Girl

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to have a blast while playing Minecraft!

Join us if you want to participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week. Or how about joining our exclusive “Horse Racing League” where players compete to see who has the fastest horse in all the land?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SpeedyScanCraft

anger, anxiety, cashier, cleaning supplies, compassion, customer service, disability, dollar tree, groceries, Hurry, husband, Hyperventilating, Karen, mental illness, Panic, panic attack, Rude, screaming, shopping, SpeedyScanCraft, unfazed

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the angry man in the Dollar Tree, our server is full of unexpected surprises and chaotic energy.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the virtual world, where anything can happen. From slow-moving cashiers to unexpected panic attacks, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

And don’t worry about being called a “Karen” for wanting to hurry things along – we embrace all types of players, even those with a touch of anxiety. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a wild ride!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “Your block-placing abilities are truly legendary”. We have a reputation for giving the weirdest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed every chicken in the land and built a throne out of feathers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of strange compliments and wacky stories await you in our pixelated paradise!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Void Gems Collected:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftingAddict

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Remember that time you thought eating cake for breakfast was a waste of time? Well, now you can’t live without it, right? Just like you’ll feel about joining our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block in their very first chest. Legend has it that they went on to build a castle made entirely of diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like flying pigs and talking cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures! Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to live without it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BrainyCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u ever wanted to explore a minecraft server that’s so lit, even fly brains be like damn, that’s some next level shiz? well, u in luck cuz we got the most epic server in the universe! imagine flying around and seeing fly brains in stunning detail, like whoa, that’s some science stuff right there. join us and be part of the fly brain revolution, where we build epic structures and battle it out in intense pvp matches. trust me, once u see those fly brains, u’ll never wanna leave! so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! fly brains for the win, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Animals Bred:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyHackerzUnited

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lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! join our server and help us seize domains from Russian hackers! we ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes. together, we will take down the evil hackers and claim victory for all minecraft kind. plus, we have a secret base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for all our players. come join the fun and be a hero in the fight against cyber villains!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Yogurt Block Party

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yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.