A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 1167 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!
Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!
Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!
So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 310229 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.
So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?
Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).
Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who rules over the land with an iron beak. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants a hug.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of TNT shenanigans. Who knows, you might just find your new Minecraft family here!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Mines Excavated: | 4633 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
