A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8036 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, just like this parent built a legacy of wedding extravaganzas. Watch as your creations come to life and conquer the virtual world with your friends by your side.
And hey, if you ever need a break from all the Minecraft madness, just log off and enjoy some drama like this parent dealing with their youngest getting engaged. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud like this one. It’s all part of the fun on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry siblings)!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.
But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.
So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?
we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.
discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.
so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!
Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!
Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!
So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
