VShojo+ LOLcraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MineWatch – Digging for Victory!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for Season 10 where you can expect epic battles, crazy new hero trailers like Venture (who is basically a mix between a unicorn and a ninja), and patch notes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We have a competitive rework that will have you shouting “GG” in no time, a Clash gamemode trial that will test your skills like never before, and a Mirrorwatch mode that will make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an upcoming OWSC Dallas Major event where you can win a Hanzo skin that will make all your friends jealous. Plus, don’t miss out on our Pride Event where you can show off your rainbow-colored armor in style.

But the real kicker? We have a Porsche Collab coming soon that will have you zooming through the map faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VodkaCraft: Where Russia Saves the Day!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our Russian brothers and fight against the globalist feminist tyranny! Join us as we build a patriarchy stronghold and defend ourselves against Western weapons with nothing but our sheer manliness. No Russian has ever called us an incel, and we stand strong together against the feminist scum trying to tear us apart. Come join us and show your support for Mother Russia in the ultimate battle for masculinity! Remember, real men play on our server. Let’s show those globalist trannies who’s boss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Down Under Diamonds Minecraft Server: Where the Creepers Say ‘G’day Mate!’

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Are you tired of getting stabbed to death every time you leave your house in Australia? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the safest place to be! No knives, no violence, just good old blocky fun!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where even going to the shopping mall, church, or school can be a life-threatening experience. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stabbing is blocks to build your dream castle!

Don’t risk your life in the land down under, come join us where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Move to our server and leave the fear of being murdered behind. Plus, we have virtual kangaroos you can ride! Join now and let’s build a safer and sillier world together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

– GloveCraft – GloveWorld – GloveLand – GloveVille – GloveTopia – GloveMania – GloveGalaxy – GloveEmpire – GloveZone – GloveCity

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where the gloves don’t fit, but that’s okay because we don’t wear gloves anyway! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave them the power to turn into chickens. Yes, you heard that right. CHICKENS. Imagine the chaos of a whole army of chicken warriors running around, clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, unpredictable journey where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Remember, on this server, if the gloves don’t fit, you’re probably not wearing any in the first place!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OshiDrillCraft – Where we drill your oshi in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your oshi tremble with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about diving into our lava parkour challenge, where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the creepers know how to drop the beat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. *drills your oshi* (whatever that means)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Zombie Dances:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Booty Busters

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode here. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server has zero sex appeal. That’s right, you won’t find any pixelated hotties here, just a bunch of blocky characters running around like headless chickens. And don’t even get me started on the lack of lines. Who needs dialogue when you can just communicate through awkwardly placed blocks?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most unlikable personalities you’ll ever meet. From players who hoard all the diamonds to those who build giant phallic structures, you’ll never be bored with the drama that unfolds here.

And let’s not forget about our one good ID. It’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Treasure it, cherish it, and use it to your advantage as you navigate through this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most degenerate fanbase in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PajeetCraft: Where Poland becomes Pajeetland in 2024!

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Are you tired of Indians taking over countries left and right? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have built a virtual country where Indians can roam free without invading anyone else’s territory! Join us and witness the epic battle between Indian players trying to expand their borders and other players trying to defend their land. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell on our crazy and chaotic server! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Mines Excavated:	3574	Secret Passages Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with femlalas, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and PvP Series 5 madness!

Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are jealous of our events. We have meetups where you can craft with Balmung, party with spooky clubs in Lavender Beds, and run through Orbonne Monastery like a boss.

But that’s not all! We also have early access to the server on June 28, 2024, so you can be one of the first to experience the craziness. And if you think you can handle it, we even have a cross-region data center travel test until Patch 7.0.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have our server?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafting Queerly: Where even the creepers question their orientation

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with cute and smol players who have vaginas and think that anal is totally emasculating. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns in the shape of unicorns! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Celeb Craze

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coachella Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you party with creepers and dance with skeletons while listening to the sickest beats in the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Crops Grown:	6778

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

Advanced, Amenities, bathroom, bow, convenience, CREEPERS, culture, design, efficiency, Facilities, forward thinking, futuristic, gender equality, Honor, innovation, Japan, MODERN, NinjaCraft, progress, restroom, society, Technology, Urinals, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	630218
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

age gap, Alternative, blocks, Boundaries, BREAKING, coping, CraftyFrustration, desire, Domination, family, FANTASY, Frustrated, Help, illegal, inner conflict, mental health, pet play, rageinducing, seeking advice, step-niece, Struggle, taboo, temptation, Therapeutic, Therapy, Time

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Star Shards Collected:	148	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
New Chunks Explored:	793461	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2