Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Star Shards Collected: 255
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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