We got beds for days, man. And not just any beds, we’re talking moid’s beds. You won’t find that anywhere else, I swear.
Plus, the PvP action is off the charts. You’ll be blasting creepers and zombies left and right, just like you’re shooting up on moid’s bed.
So come on, join us and experience the ultimate high of Minecraft madness. Don’t miss out, bro!
Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?
This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.
Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!
imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in saudi arabia, but not the saudi arabia you know. this saudi arabia is filled with wacky characters, like a talking camel who’s addicted to cactus juice and a group of villagers who are obsessed with building sandcastles.
but it’s not all fun and games, oh no. there’s a substance misuse disorder spreading through the land, and it’s up to you to save the day! gather resources, build shelters, and help the villagers overcome their addiction to sandstone.
so why should you join this server? well, where else can you ride a flying carpet while battling a horde of zombie camels? where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging lava-spewing oil wells? where else can you experience the thrill of adventure while also learning about important social issues?
join us on this wild ride through saudi arabia, where every block holds a new surprise and every villager has a story to tell. come for the minecraft, stay for the mayhem. see you in the sandbox, gamers!
Join us and experience the thrill of crafting insulin in your very own virtual bathtub. Who needs potions when you’ve got insulin on hand to keep you energized and ready to take on any creeper that comes your way?
So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there, where the insulin flows like water and the adventures never end!
Forget about your worst experience with drugs, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of exploring our insane world. From riding dragons to building giant statues of yourself, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
Stronny, our resident streamer, may have a questionable taste in drugs in real life, but in Minecraft, she’s all about that virtual high. Watch as she builds the craziest structures while under the influence of imaginary cocaine, heroine, and benzos. Who needs real drugs when you can get high on creativity and endless possibilities in our server?
Join us now and let your imagination run wild, because in this world, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of crafting and exploring. Don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real drugs involved, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building!
| Server IP | 38.133.155.215 |
|---|---|
| World Type | Survival |
| Game Mode | Vanilla |
| Difficulty | Hard |
Respect and Common Sense! Survive and Be Epic!
A: The server IP is 38.133.155.215
A: Yes, the server is 24/7 and you can play anytime.
A: You can go on solo adventures or team up with friends to build together.
A: The server offers protection from griefing, a dedicated server for optimal performance, and a friendly community atmosphere.
We have a trophy list that will make your head spin, with challenges that will test your skills to the max. And don’t even get us started on our launch trailer – it’s so epic, you’ll want to watch it on repeat!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even Vanilla SMT5 has been delisted – that’s how wild things get around here. And if you’re a fusion autist, we’ve got the perfect tools for you to create the most mind-blowing fusions imaginable.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items, battle fierce mobs, and build the most magnificent structures with your Azn waifu by your side. Who needs diamonds when you have a loyal Azn waifu to protect and support you?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to finding your very own Azn waifu! Because if God didn’t want you to have one, he wouldn’t have made them, right?
Join us for insane adventures, like building a giant cowboy hat for your froggy friend or embarking on quests to find the legendary Dyslexic Diamond. And don’t worry, we promise not to make anyone uncomfortable with inappropriate shirt gifts – unless it’s a shirt with a chicken wearing sunglasses, because that’s just hilarious.
So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are weirder than a dyslexic frog trying to read a billboard. See you there!
Join now and experience the thrill of demanding apologies for every little mistake. Whether it’s forgetting a wallet or accidentally running over someone’s foot, our server is the perfect place to test your patience and see if you can get the apology you deserve. Plus, therapy sessions are available for those who need help navigating their guilt and shame levels while playing.
Don’t miss out on the drama, the fights, and the ridiculous excuses – join our server today and see if you can survive the never-ending quest for an apology!
