Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Void Gems Collected: 17 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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