| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?
we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.
discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.
so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7605 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!
Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!
Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!
So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1979 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 87 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.
So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?
Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
