| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for a wild ride where every corner you turn could lead to a steamy encounter with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new kink or two along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some sexy surprises that will have you saying “I never knew Minecraft could be this hot!”
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7862 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.
So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 2666 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| ArdynFall SMP Overview |
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| Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all. |
| Why Join ArdynFall SMP? |
| Brand New World |
| Established & Close-Knit Community |
| No Planned Server Resets |
| 100% Uptime & Regular Backups |
| Dedicated Staff Team |
| Player-Run Economy |
| Exciting Events |
| Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join ArdynFall SMP? | Join our discord server and follow the application process. |
| Are there any server resets planned? | No, we do not plan on resetting the server, so your creations are safe. |
| What plugins does ArdynFall SMP use? | We use a select few plugins to enhance the vanilla experience. The full list can be found in the overview above. |
| Is the server active and well-maintained? | Yes, our server has 100% uptime and regular backups, and our dedicated staff team is always available to assist players. |
| Are there any special events on the server? | Yes, we have exciting events planned, including Halloween-themed events for the month of October. |
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us if you want to see giant tentacle monsters roaming the land, catgirls with magical powers, and mechs battling it out in epic PvP battles. Who needs boring old creepers and zombies when you can have a server that’s straight out of an anime fever dream?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures along the way.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us if you want to experience a world where torches shine brighter than your future, where the moonlight is so realistic you’ll forget you’re in a blocky universe. Our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses at night!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where we take lighting seriously, because let’s be real, who needs sunlight when you have our epic lighting effects? Join now and prepare to be dazzled by the glow of our torches and the sparkle of our lava pits. It’s a bright new world on our Minecraft SMP, and we can’t wait for you to join us!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, just like this parent built a legacy of wedding extravaganzas. Watch as your creations come to life and conquer the virtual world with your friends by your side.
And hey, if you ever need a break from all the Minecraft madness, just log off and enjoy some drama like this parent dealing with their youngest getting engaged. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud like this one. It’s all part of the fun on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry siblings)!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2055 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.
But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.
So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 83 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 156 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?
we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.
discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.
so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
