| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 129 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.
So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?
Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).
Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who rules over the land with an iron beak. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants a hug.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of TNT shenanigans. Who knows, you might just find your new Minecraft family here!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7457 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Version | 1.21.1 |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Free Roam |
| Platform | Paper |
| Rules | No rules, but behave nicely |
| Availability | 24/7, open to public |
| Admin Recruitment | Can recruit admins to keep it friendly if needed/wanted |
Q: Can I hack on the server?
A: Preferably no hacking allowed on the server.
Q: How often is the server monitored by admins?
A: The server owner may not be on often due to work commitments, but admins may be recruited to help monitor the server.
Q: What is the server IP to join?
A: The server IP is 108.181.241.178:25569
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3924 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball made entirely out of diamond blocks, because why not? And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky fella loves to boogie down and will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. How cool is that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Imagine a world where stepmoms try to convince you to change your name as a Christmas gift, where babysitters are hired just to make you love them, and where being called “spoiled and bratty” is just another day in the blocky paradise.
So come on in and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with! Just remember, in this world, you can be whoever you want to be, even if your stepmom disagrees.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Are you tired of being asked to babysit your nieces and nephews every few months while trying to start your own family? Look no further, because on our server, you can escape the real world and focus on building your dream virtual family instead!
Join us for outrageous adventures, like dodging last-minute doctor appointments and navigating rocky family relationships. Plus, earn virtual currency by completing fertility treatments and IVF procedures!
And don’t worry about being approached as a couple to babysit – on our server, we only ask your Minecraft character directly. Because who needs real-life communication skills when you can just send a message in the game?
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs flights paid for when you can teleport in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of gold blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the server. We have a strict “no dirt hut” policy because we believe in only the most extravagant and outrageous builds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond gear. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and uncover their secrets?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
