| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 1373 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 497323 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 232 |
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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7452 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.
our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.
plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.
so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6088 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 7305 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1541 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.
we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 1827 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 2959 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.
Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?
So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 7368 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!
So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 9015 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9288 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 616 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?
So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5919 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9177 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Votes: | 3668 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.
so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3796 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5243 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Ores Mined: | 4236 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4563 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7411 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 88 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 4814 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?
So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5243 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8062 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas with top hats and monocles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. That’s right, you’ll be laughing your way through trades and quests as you try to decipher their hilarious wordplay.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1143 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 695 | Star Shards Collected: | 198 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Realm Name | Realm Code |
|---|---|
| Jk Realm 1 | VqtaUznAGi4 |
| Ts Realm 2 | YrXnSm8e6n8 |
| Ats Realm 3 | zNqwg5mGFAg |
This Minecraft server offers an immersive journey filled with untold mysteries for players to explore. It includes crafting majestic structures, embarking on daring quests, and immersing yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.
There are three realms available for players to join: Jk Realm 1, Ts Realm 2, and Ats Realm 3.
To join this Minecraft server, use the realm code provided for the realm you wish to join and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery await!
You can find more information and join the server’s Discord community by visiting https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w
