Valexium | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

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Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	818	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	308
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	6511
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Brits

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	5856
Players Killed by Monsters:	4719	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyCreeper’s Blocky Adventures: Not GTA VI, but still awesome! Join now for epic fun!

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Are you tired of waiting for GTA VI to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the next best thing! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with car chases, heists, and even flying pigs! Who needs GTA VI when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you were really hoping for GTA VI, in which case, sorry not sorry! So come on, join us and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	143	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the System is EVIL. And guess what? You are the reason why the System can survive. That’s right, all of you players are unknowingly keeping this evil System afloat.

But fear not, for on this server, we fight back against the System in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against the System’s minions? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato to confuse the System? Why not! The crazier and more outrageous, the better.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where we overthrow the evil System one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun? So grab your pickaxe and let’s show the System who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky McBlockface: The ‘edfs’ Edition

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Come join our Minecraft server where even 6’3 white chads can find love…or at least try to hit on 14-year-olds in different countries! Our server is the perfect place for those looking for some questionable online interactions and awkward conversations. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate…or get banned for being a creep. Either way, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5