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Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Gods Slained: 0
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 22

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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