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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Emeralds Found: 8312
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Mines Excavated: 1599 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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