Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 19 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 23 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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