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Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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