New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 98/300 Votes: 1376
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
Battle Standards Raised: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you constantly getting rejected by creepers in Minecraft? Do even the Endermen avoid making eye contact with you? It might be a sign that you’re not as attractive as you think in our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!

So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!

New Minecraft Servers