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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7767 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3275 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!