so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Emeralds Found: 7852
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Villages Defended: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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