so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7009

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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