TV Men Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Towns Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

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Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyNoobsBegone

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	959	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

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so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

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lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Brainy Sleepy Check

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So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Amazing SMP

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[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Xique Xique Network

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Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Farms Harvested:	520	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

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Enival Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Enival?	Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
Are there any mods/datapacks on the server?	Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
Is there a whitelist on the server?	Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
Can players suggest changes for the server?	Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
How can I join the server?	You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	7359
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Shark Date Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	718	Runes Activated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BoomerCamBlocker420

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.