TV Men Minecraft SMP

TV Men Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Last Day Craft!

    Last Day Craft!
    What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SinwarSlayer69

    SinwarSlayer69
    OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Mythical Swords Crafted: 56

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

    CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AwokenMC

    AwokenMC

    20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Villages Defended: 14
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mineserver

    Mineserver

    This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Farms Harvested: 909 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8686 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq Origins SMP

    Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

    Features
    ⏰ Long-term
    ✨ Events and polls
    ✅ Whitelist + Application
    👥 Chill community and staff
    🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
    📖 Lore
    🔍 Java v1.19.3
    🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

    Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
    What version of Java is required? You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
    Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
    Is there a long-term plan for the server? Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 57
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

    But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 519581 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 49

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

    Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

    Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EstateSaleGoneWrong

    EstateSaleGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

    Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

    So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5955 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

    LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

    Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

    But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Animals Bred: 59 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

    MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition
    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

    So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Dimension Hops: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PastaCraft Minecraft Server

    PastaCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Runes Activated: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

    RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

    JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

    ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

    SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

    Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

    And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

    And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mouse Distract & Escape Server

    Mouse Distract & Escape Server
    Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Magic Items Found: 1288
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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