Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than President Donald J. Trump himself! That’s right, POTUS45 is here to make Minecraft great again! Join us for a border bloodbath in Grand Rapids, MI or vote in the 2024 Florida Primary with President Trump. Let’s clinch the Republican nomination and make Minecraft great again, again! Don’t miss out on the chance to build a wall around your base to keep out creepers and zombies. Trust us, it’s gonna be huge! #MinecraftTrump2024 #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #BuildThatWall

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
New Chunks Explored: 189949 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

    Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3771 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Falling into the Void: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Potions Brewed: 96

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

    Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

    Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7256
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Elemental Crystals Collected: 37
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 47

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

    Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!
    Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

    Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

    On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Potions Brewed: 103 Ores Mined: 3662
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Void Gems Collected: 32

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pick-a-Block: Only One

    Pick-a-Block: Only One

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

    Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

    Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Potions Brewed: 44 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success

    Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have DIAMOND cars for all our players! Yes, you heard that right, you can drive around in a shiny diamond car while exploring our INSANE world filled with UNICORNS and LEPRECHAUNS.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special RAINBOW armor set that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot CUPCAKES at your enemies. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that will take you on a magical journey through the skies.

    So why are you still reading this? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST and most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

    Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

    But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

    And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 154 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyPixelSisters

    CraftyPixelSisters
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a group of CDPRsisters who decided to create the most INSANE Minecraft server ever. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to FLY like a majestic unicorn and SHOOT LASER BEAMS from your eyes.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter the world of CDPRsisters… there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 35
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid

    MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers. 2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches. 3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle. 4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. 5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

    Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

    And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Star Shards Collected: 98
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

    CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!

    Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 765 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634

    Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is here to save the day!

    Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out with a bunch of friendly villagers. And don’t even get us started on the events we host – from epic build battles to crazy treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on THIS SERVER.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that time you got blown up by a creeper riding a pig.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Mines Excavated: 1577
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4826
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Enchantments Applied: 131
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

    Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a FLYING PIG into battle against a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER who will show you some killer moves while you mine for DIAMONDS in the depths of the earth.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Who’s winning? You are, when you’re on our server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • 90’s Kids Club Minecraft Server

    90’s Kids Club Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the coolest place to be!

    Back in the 90’s, kids were rocking their Tamagotchis and Furbies while playing Minecraft like pros. And guess what? Our server brings back all that nostalgia and more!

    Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons and crazy mobs that will make your heart race faster than trying to beat the final boss in Super Mario Bros.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has hidden treasures that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room filled with diamonds and gold blocks waiting to be discovered.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and relive the 90’s magic in the most epic way possible? Hurry up and join now before the creeper army takes over!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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