Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Star Shards Collected: 294 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Dimension Hops: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Chimeras Created: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • JavaCraftyLandscapes

    JavaCraftyLandscapes
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

    Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Alien Abductions: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP

    LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP
    So, get this, my best friend and I were playing on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And we stumbled upon this secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. But then, out of nowhere, a group of evil chickens attacked us and stole all our loot! My best friend got so mad that he rage quit and hasn’t talked to me since. But hey, if you join our server, you can help me get revenge on those dastardly chickens and maybe even find some epic loot of your own! Plus, we have a secret club where we ride pigs into battle against the creepers. It’s a wild ride, trust me. So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CringeCraft

    CringeCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Towns Built: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

    Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

    Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Villages Defended: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

    Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

    Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

    Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Zombie Dances: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BabyBlockersMC

    BabyBlockersMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

    Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4033 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

    PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

    Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

    Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

    Then you have found the place where this can be done!

    Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

    Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

    On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

    Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

    For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

    Are you playing alone?

    For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

    The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

    Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Farms Harvested: 561
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3075 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

    So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

    Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

    But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SonStruck Minecraft Server

    SonStruck Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

    So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • PotluckProblems

    PotluckProblems
    Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

    Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CartelCraft Minecraft Server

    CartelCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

    also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

    oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

    so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyBlockHQ

    CraftyBlockHQ
    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to build your own crib in the heart of Jerusalem? Well, now’s your chance on this epic Minecraft server! We’re seizing the UNRWA headquarters and turning it into 1,440 lit housing units for you to flex on all your friends. Imagine living in a building that used to be all official and stuff, now it’s your own personal playground. Join now and let’s turn this place into the ultimate gamer paradise! Let’s get building, fam!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 399 Dragon Eggs Found: 3889
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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