Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 28 Orbs of Power Found: 3
Falling into the Void: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

    LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

    Hello Minecraft fans!

    We are pleased to invite you to our unique vanilla+ server – Longway! ?

    Here you will find not just a good community, but a real family of like-minded people ready to support and help each other! Our friendly administration is always in touch and ready to make your time on the server comfortable and exciting.

    What awaits you at Longway?

    – Long and interesting adventures in the world of Minecraft!

    – Opportunity to find new friends and create your own clan!

    – Balanced donation services that will not disrupt the excitement of survival, but will only add variety!

    And that’s not all! We are giving the first 3 players who join us the PLAYER+ privilege for a whole month! Just write the code to the administration: plotva and get your reward!

    Join Longway, explore endless spaces, build epic buildings and create your own unique path in this world!

    We are waiting for you and your friends!

    IP: longway.fun

    Port: 25668

    Version: 1.21

    Don’t miss your chance to be part of our adventure! ?✨

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Villages Defended: 12 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Thug Life Minecraft Server

    Thug Life Minecraft Server
    Are your parents driving you crazy? Are you in need of some serious distraction from the toxicity in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and connect with other players who understand your struggles. Our server is a safe space where you can let loose and have some fun without any judgment or negativity.

    Forget about deleting your social media apps, just log on to our server and let all your worries melt away. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can turn toxic parents into friendly villagers.

    So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself and find some peace of mind, one block at a time.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 85
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE

    Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than VIVIDLOPE! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server recently got a patch that added all the new stuff from the Switch port. Now you can ride around on a llama while wearing a panda suit and shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. It’s like a rave in the Nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join VIVIDLOPE today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BridalBlunderCraft

    BridalBlunderCraft
    Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to conform to the bride’s ridiculous demands? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no bridezilla drama here, just pure fun and chaos.

    Join our server where the only dress code is your creativity! No need to worry about matching dresses and uncomfortable shoes, just build to your heart’s content without any restrictions.

    Forget about acne scars and postpartum bodies, on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are. Embrace your uniqueness and let your creativity shine through in our virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to wedding dress codes and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with bridezilla drama.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • HighSchoolIncidentMC SMP

    HighSchoolIncidentMC SMP
    Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Villages Defended: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyCashlessCrafts

    CraftyCashlessCrafts
    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive hobbies? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your financial problems! Join us and indulge in the most budget-friendly hobby of all time – virtual block building!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Prosperity. Legend has it that whoever finds this egg will be blessed with infinite riches and a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots.

    So why waste your money on boring hobbies when you can join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with treasure, talking animals, and endless possibilities? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • HaitiCraft Minecraft Server

    HaitiCraft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone in haiti but with blocks and stuff. we got gangs killin’ peeps left and right, just like in that town in haiti. u gotta build ur own fortress to protect urself from the crazies runnin’ around. but watch out, cuz u might just end up gettin’ attacked by a gang of creepers or somethin’. it’s a wild ride, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. u won’t regret it, unless u die a horrible blocky death. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 127 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Sinwar’s Hostage Hideout

    Sinwar’s Hostage Hideout
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Rumor has it that the leader of the server, let’s call him Sinwar, is like, hiding in a secret tunnel in Gaza with hostages around him. Like, what even?! You gotta come join the server and help rescue the hostages and defeat Sinwar in an epic battle. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it! Plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to mine. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save those hostages and take down Sinwar together! Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎮🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Crops Grown: 2898 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Solar City Fun Land

    Solar City Fun Land
    come join our minecraft server where we have so many solar panels on our rooftops that we are literally raising the temperature of the city by 1.5 degrees celsius during the day! who needs global warming when you can just play minecraft with us and feel the heat, amirite? but don’t worry, at night the temperatures drop by 0.6 degrees celsius so you can cool off while you build your epic creations. join us now for a hot and cool time like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Gods Slained: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Higurashi’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Higurashi’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 29

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Trump Makes Car Loans Fully Deductible Minecraft SMP

    Trump Makes Car Loans Fully Deductible Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw parties instead of exploding.

    Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • QuoteCraft SMP: “Block by block, we build our dreams”

    QuoteCraft SMP: “Block by block, we build our dreams”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for some seriously wacky adventures! Join us if you want to discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle evil mobs with enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2438 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyCashCo

    CraftyCashCo
    Have you ever punched a tree and suddenly found a diamond block? Well, that’s just a regular day on our Minecraft server! Our server is so lucky, even the creepers drop emeralds instead of exploding. Join us and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time! Who needs a job when you can just dig up gold blocks in our server’s mines? Come join us and start living the high life in Minecraft City, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers drive around in minecarts made of pure emerald. Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in the craziest Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 171 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PastaCraft Minecraft Server

    PastaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the italian PM is all up in arms about stuff happening in lebanon? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the craziness as we summon ambassadors and deal with international incidents while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knew minecraft could be so political? join now for a wild ride like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • DragonToothDefenseMC

    DragonToothDefenseMC
    yo, dis server be like Lithuania installing dragon teeth to keep dem pesky Russians away, except instead of teeth we got epic builds and instead of Russians we got creepers. join dis server if u wanna be part of da epic battle against da creepers, cuz we all know dey be da real enemy in dis game. plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and hidden traps to keep u on ur toes. so come join us and let’s show dem creepers who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 52 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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