Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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