Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 3750 Magic Wands Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

    With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

    Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

    SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Imagine a world where your spouse is throwing secret parties and you have to play detective to figure out the truth. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft?

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit, all while building your dream virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that your in-game spouse has been throwing parties behind your back too!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence

    EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate confidence booster! Join us and you’ll feel like the king of the block in no time.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a statue of themselves out of solid gold blocks just to flex on everyone else. Talk about self-esteem through the roof!

    But that’s not all – our community is so supportive that we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Battle of the Builders” event where players go head-to-head in epic PvP battles to prove who is the ultimate block master.

    So if you’re looking to boost your self-esteem and have a blast while doing it, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the block!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Crops Grown: 5198 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PyongyangPropagandaCraft

    PyongyangPropagandaCraft
    so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

    we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

    if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 96107 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fear Monger Frenzy

    Fear Monger Frenzy
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell ya.

    First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Towns Built: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    TwinScythe Cobblemon Server Overview

    Description
    TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems.
    There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    We are a small friendly community looking for new players.
    For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server.
    Can I marry other players or villagers? Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them.
    Are there any special events on the server? There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    Is the community friendly? Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server

    Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only dictatorship you’ll find is in the hands of our fearless leader, Vance! Rumor has it he’s secretly working with Project 25, a group of elite Minecraft players who are always one step ahead of the game.

    But don’t worry, we’re not just about politics here. We’ve got epic battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves against rival servers.

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, where else can you find a dictator who’s also a master builder and PvP champion? Plus, if things get too crazy, we might even have to call in the EU military to help us out. And trust us, you do not want to miss that showdown.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories we make up along the way. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Chimeras Created: 4 Animals Bred: 102
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Special Minecraft SMP Zone

    Special Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. You try to run but accidentally fall into a pit of lava that leads to an underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots, and participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Blindfolded” competition.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Towns Built: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockPartyNeighbors

    BlockPartyNeighbors
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your neighborhood drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations, misunderstandings, and overreactions!

    Reasons to join our server: – Witness intense social media messages between players – Get involved in disputes over alleged car window peeping with flashlights – Experience the thrill of being accused of inappropriate behavior without actually doing anything – Enjoy the drama of neighbors instructing their children to avoid yours – Discover the hidden secrets of stolen items and derogatory name-calling

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion of our Minecraft server! Join now for a neighborhood drama experience like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Emeralds Found: 9394
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Ores Mined: 9583
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Farms Harvested: 203

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyMinecraftMoments

    CraftyMinecraftMoments
    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared, throwing a party in your mine shaft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret village of talking pigs or stumbling upon a hidden disco dungeon where skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in Minecraft – join us now and experience the unexpected!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Convenience Craft – No Fees!

    Convenience Craft – No Fees!
    join dis epic minecraft server where convenience fees are actually convenient! why pay extra when you can pay less? our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have mastered the art of online transactions. they will peck away at your wallet with such finesse, you’ll be begging for more fees to pay! but don’t worry, these chickens are also expert negotiators. just offer them some corn and they’ll lower your fees faster than you can say “cluck cluck”. plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the depths of the nether. so come on down to our server and experience the convenience of convenience fees like never before! it’s clucking amazing!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Farms Harvested: 614
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8595 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect

    Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect
    Yo, dis server be like a fMRI scan for yo brain, but instead of boring science stuff, we got Minecraft! Join dis server and level up yo brain connectivity like never before!

    We got bilingual players who be slayin’ dragons in two languages at once, makin’ their brain regions connect like Wi-Fi on steroids. If you learned yo second language when you was a youngin’, you be like a Minecraft genius up in here!

    Come join da fun and let yo cerebellum and left frontal cortex do the cha-cha together while you build epic castles and battle creepers. Ain’t no server like dis one, so get in on da action now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Potions Brewed: 138

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • The Campfire

    The Campfire

    The Campfire is a small, cozy community of players looking to have fun! We are currently running the BCG+ modpack with additional mods to spice up gameplay! One of the highlighted mods is Origins. In addition, we are whitelisted server. If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord and apply!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 New Chunks Explored: 587904
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • 1Hour 1Life: Where 1Hour never feels like enough in this wild world of craziness!

    1Hour 1Life: Where 1Hour never feels like enough in this wild world of craziness!

    1Hour 1Life Minecraft Server

    Overview
    If you’re looking for a fresh survival experience, check out 1Hour 1Life — a server where every minute truly matters.
    What Sets 1Hour 1Life Apart?
    Life is ShortEvery real-life minute equals one year in the game. You start as a baby and live through to old age at 60. This fast-paced lifecycle means that every decision—whether building, exploring, or interacting—has immediate consequences.
    Community & LegacyYou’re born into a family, becoming part of a living, breathing community. Your actions contribute to the strength and survival of your family and the larger server community. The bonds you form and the legacy you help build are what keep the server alive and evolving.
    Exploration with a ChallengeForget relying on F3 coordinates—they’re intentionally inaccurate. You’ll need to use in-game maps and compasses (which always point north) to navigate. Even popular map mods like Xaero’s Maps won’t help you here, as they’re rendered useless. This brings back the thrill and challenge of true exploration.
    Unique IdentityYou play as a Civllager, a blend of Villager and Pillager, with each life giving you a fresh start and a new identity. This keeps gameplay dynamic and lets you continually reinvent yourself.
    Why Join?If you’re into hardcore survival, love the idea of being part of a close-knit community, or just want a different kind of challenge, 1Hour 1Life offers a unique twist on Minecraft. It’s a server where every life is a new adventure, and your actions have lasting impacts.

    Server IP: play.1hour1life.netWiki: 1hour1life.net/wikiDiscord: https://discord.gg/KP9MS8Bfq4

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I respawn after I die? No, once your character dies, that life is over and you start fresh as a new Civllager.
    How do I navigate without accurate coordinates? Use in-game maps and compasses to navigate, as F3 coordinates are intentionally inaccurate on the server.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP is allowed but be mindful of the community guidelines and consequences of your actions.
    How can I contribute to the server community? Your actions, whether through building, interacting with others, or participating in events, contribute to the strength and survival of the server community.

    See you in-game 😉

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6228 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Potions Brewed: 185
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 86 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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