| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | New Chunks Explored: | 486158 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!
But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!
And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 8929 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4092 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8932 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 65 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!
So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4046 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!
Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!
Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.
So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3992 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!
But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!
– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1038 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!
Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6516 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣
Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!
Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?
But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 376 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.
But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.
So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 339 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.
But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 13 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
