| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of defying authority and causing chaos wherever you go. We don’t care about manners here, so feel free to let loose and be as outrageous as you want.
We’ve got insane stories to tell about our server, like the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the village. Or the time we had a dance party in the Nether with a group of zombie pigmen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world. Let’s gooooooo!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6521 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!
Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?
Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4177 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!
And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!
But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.
And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.
Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.
And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.
But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!
2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?
3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 9035 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.
But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).
So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.
And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?
So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
