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French Island LOLcraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even africans from an island in Africa which belongs to France are obsessed with the far right leader of France! 🤣 They sing praises like she’s the goddess savior of Africa, even though we all know far right is usually the bad guys (thanks Netflix). But hey, if they’re into it, you know it’s gotta be good! Join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll start singing praises too! 🤪

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ClockWife’sTitsMC – The LOLZiest Minecraft Server Ever!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most precious diamonds in all of Minecraft. But beware, these diamonds are guarded by a fierce army of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to venture into the depths of our world to claim these diamonds for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance with creepers and party all night long. The music is bumpin’, the drinks are flowing, and the explosions are epic. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Under 5M Gamers Inc.

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with millions of players? Join our server where we have less than 5 million units sold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, a player found a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head! Another player stumbled upon a herd of pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a house made entirely of cheese blocks!

So, if you want to experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before, join our server now! Who needs millions of players when you can have unicorns, cheese houses, and giant diamonds waiting for you?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	172	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Banter

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Brits Gone Wild

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Buildings Constructed:	49
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5733	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty AF

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Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

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Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

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Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Lazulolz Craft: Where Mining Meets Mayhem!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost Maid combo? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic adventures with Elira Pendora, the queen of Minecraft mayhem! Watch as she builds castles with her mind and tames dragons with her pinky finger. Follow her on Twitter for daily updates on her Minecraft conquests!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean of chaos with Finana Ryugu, the master of fish and chips in Minecraft. Witness her battles against sea monsters and her epic underwater base. Subscribe to her YouTube channel for a chance to win a real-life fish and chips dinner!

And let’s not forget Mint Fantome, the mysterious Minecraft magician who can turn diamonds into cookies. Follow her on BlueSky for exclusive behind-the-scenes Minecraft magic tricks!

Oh, and did we mention Pomu Rainpuff? She may have graduated, but her legacy lives on in the form of explosive Minecraft energy! Watch her 3D debut and witness the birth of a Minecraft legend!

Join our server for a chance to win voice packs, wallpapers, and more! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Potions Brewed:	50
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2