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Purple or Die

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to choose between red and blue teams? Well, on our server, you get to choose between team blue or team PURPLE! Why purple, you ask? Because purple is the color of royalty, and on our server, you’ll feel like the king or queen of Minecraft!

Join team blue if you’re feeling a little blue and need some cheering up. Join team purple if you’re feeling fancy and fabulous. But beware, the purple team has a secret weapon – flying unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their horns! Yes, you read that right. Flying unicorns with rainbow lasers. Need we say more?

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs red and blue when you can have blue and PURPLE? Let the battle of the colors begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Shady Menagerie of Awkwardness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to the snooze fest and hello to Boitummydition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boitummydition and discovered a magical land filled with dancing pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. The player embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Along the way, they battled evil unicorns, rode on rainbow-colored minecarts, and even befriended a group of singing Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and potions of infinite bacon. And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the last player standing gets to ride a giant chicken around the map.

So what are you waiting for? Join Boitummydition today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minecraft Memelord Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where all the /b/tards gather to unleash their chaotic creativity! Join us if you want to build giant phallic structures, troll unsuspecting players with explosive pranks, and engage in epic meme battles.

Our server is home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the land in search of worthy adversaries to challenge to meme duels. Will you be able to outwit him with your dank meme skills?

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper Cult, who worship their explosive deity and will stop at nothing to blow up your precious creations. Can you survive their onslaught and emerge victorious?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	98	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Blunders: The Server Where Everything Goes ‘>flips’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too… clean? Well, come join our server where we take stinkiness to a whole new level!

Our server is so stinky that even the pigs are wearing gas masks! When you log on, you’ll be greeted with the delightful aroma of rotting zombie flesh and sulfuric lava pits. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of air fresheners scattered around to keep you from passing out.

But wait, there’s more! Every time you flip, you’ll become even stinkier! That’s right, with each flip, you’ll gain a new layer of stench that will make even the bravest player run for the hills.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the stinkiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hold your nose while you play.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	186
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Potions Brewed:	40	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BabyCraft

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Are you tired of living in a world where everyone’s popping out babies left and right? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the average age for having kids is… well, nonexistent! That’s right, on our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Say goodbye to dirty diapers and sleepless nights, and say hello to a world where the only thing that matters is your creativity and imagination. Join us now and start building your child-free paradise today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixel Fantasy: Where Childhood Dreams Meet Minecraft Realities

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy X of Minecraft servers!

Join us and relive your childhood memories of thinking Final Fantasy X is the best game ever. But wait, there’s more! As you level up in our server, you’ll enter adolescence and start thinking Final Fantasy X is just juvenile mediocrity. And finally, when you reach adulthood, you’ll realize that Final Fantasy X is actually the best game ever!

So come on, join our server and embark on a journey of self-discovery and epic adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep and philosophical?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Emeralds Found:	7733
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Love Quest

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Are you tired of dating disasters in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our pixelated ladies never give you the “ick” and are always perfect companions. Join now and find your virtual soulmate in the world of blocks and adventures. Who needs real relationships when you have fauna in Minecraft? Join us today and say goodbye to dating drama!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	65	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SleepyCraft: Where you can eat in your dreams and mine diamonds in your sleep!

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Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on rent in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about rent or bills ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret hidden chest filled with unlimited diamonds for all players who reach level 100. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Chat

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s knitting circle! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the pigs ride on saddles and the chickens lay golden eggs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our world, there lies a diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your wildest dreams come true? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of the rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out Skittles. Yes, you heard that right. Taste the rainbow, my friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafting Emblem: LOL Edition – A Minecraft Server for Fire Emblem Fans!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning simulations, and a calendar of events that will blow your mind!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and summoned a hero so powerful, they defeated the Ender Dragon with just one hit. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret guides and links that will help you conquer every challenge that comes your way. Need to know the best strategy for taking down a horde of creepers? We got you covered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate Fire Emblem Heroes master. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to emerge from our pixelated world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	1994	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

King Chuck’s Pixel Palace

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Looking for a Minecraft server fit for a king? Well, look no further because our server is so royal, even King Charles II himself would be jealous! Our new royal portrait of the king is so lifelike, you’ll swear he’s actually playing Minecraft with you. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to battle it out with the ghost of King Charles II himself in epic PvP battles. So come on over and experience the royal treatment on our server – just watch out for any sneaky royal pranks he might pull on you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Towns Built:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AtmosCraft – Where all audio is atmos or “atmos-like”!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old channels and rules? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we don’t even need channels anymore! That’s right, it’s the current year and we’re living in the future, baby!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and into the depths of the Nether? No problem!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs channels when you have unlimited possibilities at your fingertips? Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get Minecraftin’!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Prismatic Craft

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Prismatic Craft

Survival and Creative Minecraft server.

▸ Tailored to the players.▸ Explore the spawn.▸ Towny and economy.

Join the Discord to chat with other players!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1747
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Yo, we made a modded server with a bunch of dudes but not too many people, join our fun adventure! Version 1.20.1

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival with SMP and mods
Mods	Lighweight mods, more information available upon request
Server Opening	Friday (planned)
Server Version	Forge 1.20.1
Hosting Provider	Bisect Hosting Premium

FAQ

Q: What kind of mods are installed on the server?

A: The server has light mods installed. If you want more information about specific mods, please send me a PM.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: The server has a small group of friends playing on it, but we are open to welcoming new players to join the community.

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, you can join the server. Feel free to PM me if you are interested in joining.

Q: When will the server be officially opened?

A: The server is planned to be opened on Friday. Stay tuned for updates!

Q: How do I connect to the server?

A: You can connect to the server using the server IP address provided by the host, Bisect Hosting Premium.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Characters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos!

Picture this: You spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot. But beware, the carrot is guarded by a horde of dancing zombies who only attack you if you don’t bust a move with them first!

Once you’ve completed the quest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of rainbow glitter. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hidden deep underground where the skeletons breakdance and the creepers drop sick beats.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a mini-game where you can ride pigs through a maze filled with obstacles like giant marshmallows and flying tacos. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be crowned the Pig Riding Champion of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4