Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too… clean? Well, come join our server where we take stinkiness to a whole new level!
Our server is so stinky that even the pigs are wearing gas masks! When you log on, you’ll be greeted with the delightful aroma of rotting zombie flesh and sulfuric lava pits. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of air fresheners scattered around to keep you from passing out.
But wait, there’s more! Every time you flip, you’ll become even stinkier! That’s right, with each flip, you’ll gain a new layer of stench that will make even the bravest player run for the hills.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the stinkiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hold your nose while you play.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can buy virtual gyudon bowls for your virtual girlfriend before a virtual live concert! That’s right, we have a whole virtual world where you can live out all your wildest fantasies, like taking your pixelated sweetheart on a romantic dinner date before she rocks out on stage. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the virtual insanity begin!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive in all of Minecraft land!
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes while building epic structures that defy the laws of physics.
But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant and the Nether disco party where you can dance with zombie pigmen until the sun comes up (or doesn’t, because it’s Minecraft and there is no sun).
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming world so wild and wacky, you’ll forget all about those boring old industry standards. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious adventure!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living in a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.
Join us and experience the thrill of constantly having unexpected guests who overstay their welcome. Will they pay rent? Will they clean up after themselves? Will they have a seizure and guilt-trip you into letting them stay longer? Who knows! It’s all part of the fun on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We also offer the excitement of finding mysterious bags of trash under your guests’ clothes, just like a real-life treasure hunt. And don’t forget the thrill of spending $150 on a birthday meal for someone who doesn’t even contribute to the rent. It’s like a game of “Who’s the Real Asshole?” but with virtual blocks instead of real-life consequences.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party, join us now! Just be prepared for unexpected guests, guilt trips, and drama galore. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and inheritance disputes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!
On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky stepchildren or widowed daughters trying to claim your virtual land. No more arguments over who gets the diamond ore or who gets to ride the virtual horse first!
Plus, with our virtual economy, you can amass all the virtual wealth you want without any judgment from your real-life spouse or stepchildren. Build your virtual empire and leave a virtual legacy for your virtual grandchildren – all without the drama of real-life inheritance issues!
So why wait? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your virtual house!
Join our Minecraft server and receive the best advice of your life – like how to tame a wild chicken by singing it lullabies or how to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks! Our players have been known to become Minecraft legends after just one day on our server. So come join us and let us show you the way to Minecraft greatness!
Well, did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns? That’s right, our server is the only place where you can experience such epic adventures! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the enchanted forest, where diamond trees grow and lava flows like chocolate milk. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!
yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! this minecraft server is like a magical garden of weed, except it’s not actually weed, it’s medical cannabis! we got all the potions and herbs you need to keep your blocky avatar feeling fine and dandy.
imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden garden of medical cannabis plants. you start harvesting them like a pro farmer, and before you know it, your health bar is skyrocketing and you’re feeling like a million diamonds!
join our server and become the ultimate cannabis connoisseur of the minecraft world. grow your own plants, brew your own potions, and become the most chill player in the entire blocky universe. plus, who needs a doctor when you’ve got a whole garden of medical cannabis at your fingertips?
so come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in the most epic way possible. trust us, once you go green, you’ll never go back to boring old regular minecraft again!
yo, dis server be like dat one time i saw a cloud dat looked like a giant potato chip. no cap, it was wild. join dis server and u gonna see clouds dat look like unicorns, dragons, and even a slice of pizza. ain’t no other server gonna give u dat kinda cloud variety, fam. so come thru and witness da magic of da sky on dis server. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind, yo.
Yo, yo, yo! Ever wondered what it would be like to live like an ancient Celtic prince? Well, on this server, you can do just that! We got skeletons of two Celtic princes who were almost 2 meters tall, showing that power and status were passed down from the mama’s side. Join us and inherit your rightful place as a matrilineal ruler! Plus, we got over two dozen other sets of remains for you to explore and uncover the secrets of our ancient past. So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, the matriarchy rules!
PokeNova Prides itself on being a community based server, we find our success to be the communities success. We love to interact and take opinions of those who always wanted to be involved in a group and to collectively improve our server. PokeNova takes the great elements of The Pixelmon Mod and tries to bring out the story base elements people crave from the original Pokemon games. Along with the forever updating storylines, we aim to please with grinding journeys, MMO exhibitions, and creative showcases. We want to be the perfect home for anyone and everyone, and will continue to showcase that in our server, our work, and our overall positive attitude into the Minecraft and Pixelmon Community.
We are a fairly new and are releasing updates every single week!
We have automatic PokeSnap, Story Gyms, Skills, BattleTower, Bingo, Hunts, and more!
QOL Systems:
We have claims, playerwarps, player guilds, vaults, chestshops and more!
We are fairly new and if you love Pokémon, would love your input and would love for you guys to try us out!
FAQ
Q: Can I join if I am under 18 years old?
A: Unfortunately, as an older community, we only allow players who are 18 and above.
Q: What kind of updates do you release every week?
A: We release updates including automatic PokeSnap, Story Gyms, Skills, BattleTower, Bingo, Hunts, and more!
Q: What QOL systems do you have in place?
A: We have claims, playerwarps, player guilds, vaults, chestshops, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and easy? Well, look no further because on our server, the game difficulty gets set at random every new playthrough! One day you could be fighting off hordes of zombies with ease, and the next day you could be running for your life from a pack of angry creepers.
But wait, there’s more! We also have the option to make the main quest impossible to finish. That’s right, no more boring quests that you can complete in your sleep. On our server, you’ll have to use all your wit and cunning to overcome obstacles that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of uncertainty and the joy of never knowing what’s around the corner. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or unlock a secret level that will blow your mind. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and see where your Minecraft adventure takes you!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than an Ifrit skin web event? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to mine with Guard Irene and Vanguard Saga, who are so powerful they can turn diamonds into coal just by looking at them.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like CC2#1: Operation Pyrolysis – Flamebringer skin on steroids. You’ll be battling alongside Surtr, Mizuki, and Pozemka, who are so skilled they once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is so epic, it’s like a Path of Life event for Defender Underflow. Join now and you’ll be partying with Guard Ulpianus and Supporter Lucilla, who once built a castle out of obsidian in under 10 minutes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for Fartooth and Shalem, they’re known for pulling pranks on unsuspecting players.
Are you tired of listening to lectures that make you question your own existence? Do you want to escape the never-ending speeches about socialism and communism? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the days of being compared to a calculator by your girlfriend.
On our server, you can build your own world where talking is optional and the only lectures you’ll hear are from the friendly villagers (who surprisingly know a lot about physics and finance). Say goodbye to the days of being called an asshole for making harmless jokes and hello to a community where everyone appreciates a good sense of humor.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild without the fear of being lectured for hours on end. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who prefers building castles over giving speeches!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and crazy stories! Just like the time I found out my girlfriend was defending my long-lost mother who abandoned me when I was 2 years old. Who needs therapy when you can join our server and experience all the drama firsthand?
We have griefers, builders, and even some players with mysterious pasts just waiting to be uncovered. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad has a secret life too! So come on, join our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to witness players building giant statues of their partners made entirely out of dirt blocks, only to have them destroyed in a fiery explosion of TNT because they forgot to say “I love you” in chat. It’s a wild ride of love, betrayal, and pixelated drama that you won’t find anywhere else. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
