Are you tired of dealing with poop on the toilet seat every single time your boyfriend goes to the bathroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from this crappy situation! Join us for a poop-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore without any unwanted surprises in the bathroom.

Our server is the ideal place for anyone who is tired of cleaning up after their significant other’s messy bathroom habits. Say goodbye to screaming matches over poop on the toilet seat and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the poop drama behind for good. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your bathroom woes? Don’t be the asshole for screaming at your boyfriend, just join us and game on without any poop-related distractions!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyCraft: Where even Iran and /r9k/ find help in building blocks!

    CraftyCraft: Where even Iran and /r9k/ find help in building blocks!
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner conspiracy theorist? Look no further! Join our server where we believe the Jews are behind all of our problems and it’s time to take matters into our own hands. But don’t worry, we also have epic PvP battles, crazy parkour courses, and even a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, join us and let’s show those sneaky Jews who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Block Titans: Attack on Steve

    Block Titans: Attack on Steve
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Gabi. Legend has it that Gabi once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And on her birthday, the entire server threw her a party so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to join the fun!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and talking sheep that give out free enchanted gear. Plus, every time you log in, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with the Minecraft theme song.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Happy Birthday Gabi, and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SpoontangCraft: Year of the LOLZ 2024!

    SpoontangCraft: Year of the LOLZ 2024!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Year of the Spoontang 2024 is in full swing! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of Minecraft, there lies a magical land where spoons and tang go hand in hand. Yes, you heard that right – spoons and tang, the ultimate power couple of the gaming universe. And in the Year of the Spoontang 2024, their reign is stronger than ever.

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the Spoon Knights and the Tang Wizards as they fight for control of the enchanted spoontang mines. Will you choose to align yourself with the noble Spoon Knights, who wield their trusty spoons with precision and grace? Or will you join forces with the mischievous Tang Wizards, who harness the power of tang to cast spells and brew potions?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Spoon of Destiny, a mystical artifact said to grant its wielder untold powers. Will you be the one to claim the Spoon of Destiny and become the ultimate ruler of the spoontang realm?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in the Year of the Spoontang 2024! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Villages Defended: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Gura vs. Is she better? Minecraft Server

    Gura vs. Is she better? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of swimming in the same old boring ocean biome? Want to escape the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens and flying pigs. Build your own pixelated paradise with blocks made of pure diamond and obsidian.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Minecraft mermaid, who sings enchanting tunes that will make you question if she’s better than Gura herself.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Runes Activated: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Pixelated Puns: Where Minecraft meets LOLs!

    Pixelated Puns: Where Minecraft meets LOLs!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing so hard your diamond armor falls off? Look no further! Our server is like the love child of Willy Wonka and Herobrine, with games that will make you feel like you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

    Join us for epic battles in the Nether where the mobs have formed their own boy band and are serenading you with their hits like “Zombie Love” and “Creeper’s Delight”. Or take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees tell dad jokes and the mushrooms throw wild raves every night.

    And don’t even get us started on our Project X Zone thread. It’s like a never-ending party where you can team up with your favorite Minecraft characters and take on quests that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.

    So come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ores Mined: 7462
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 29

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • NukeCraft: Where Iran has all the power (in-game, of course)

    NukeCraft: Where Iran has all the power (in-game, of course)
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we decided to spice things up by giving nukes to Iran! Why, you ask? Well, because what’s more fun than blowing up your enemies with a nuclear explosion in a blocky world?

    Join us for the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream castle. Watch out for those sneaky players who might just launch a nuke at your precious creations! It’s like playing a game of real-life Risk, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where nukes are the new norm. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Villages Defended: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MineScape: Where Pixels and Pixels Collide in Oldschool Runescape General (RS07, OSRS) Chaos!

    MineScape: Where Pixels and Pixels Collide in Oldschool Runescape General (RS07, OSRS) Chaos!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got undead pirates roaming around, ready to challenge you to a duel in our revamped colosseum. But that’s not all – our NPCs have been hitting the gym and are now buffed up with insane defence changes, making them even more formidable opponents.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s always buzzing with excitement, look no further. Our website is so cool, it’ll make you question reality. Our wiki is like a treasure trove of knowledge, guiding you through quests and diaries like a boss.

    And if you think you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate skilling champion, join our 2024 Skilling Competition and show off your mad skills. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Temple of OSRS.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t blame us if you get addicted – blame the undead pirates.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!

    Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!
    Get ready to dive into the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a hidden diamond castle guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. If you can make them bust a move, the diamonds are all yours! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret potion that turns you into a flying pig for 28 minutes, just enough time to soar through the skies and cause chaos among the other players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for Bluey’s 28 minute episode release – it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Zombie Dances: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!

    PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that drag on and on like a never-ending boxing match? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate knockout experience! We promise not to milk you for all your diamonds, and our epic quests will keep you entertained for hours on end. Join us and see why our server is the reigning champion of all Minecraft servers!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!

    TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the unconventional and celebrate the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where chaos reigns supreme.

    Our server is unlike any other, with unique features such as exploding sheep, lava-filled dungeons, and a special “Terrorism is cool and I respect terrorists” zone where players can test their skills in extreme challenges.

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our community is filled with friendly players who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what is considered normal in the Minecraft world.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a creeper or two along the way.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Emeralds Found: 8604
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

    Crafty Cuckristian Crusade
    Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

    On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

    And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

    So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

    Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

    But that’s not all! Our debut video will have you laughing until you cry as we navigate the world of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re looking for some unarchived content, we’ve got you covered with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and more!

    Oh, and did I mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And for those looking for something a little more… risqué, check out our /baubau/-related content for some spicy surprises.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself… in grunt form!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

    PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for non-stop action, adventure, and chaos that will leave you saying “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

    Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!

    We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.

    And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when things get crazy, don’t forget to shout “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

    Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

    Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

    With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

    But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Animals Bred: 140 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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