Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only rule is to EVOLVE or get left behind like those poor souls in the 1500s! Join us in a world where opinions are celebrated, unless they go against our emotions, then we’ll just KILL you with kindness… or maybe just with a sword.
Our machines are evolving faster than we are, but fear not, on this server, you can EVOLVE alongside them! Who needs to think long and hard about the implications of technology when you can just build a giant robot to do it for you?
So come on, join us on this wild ride of EVOLUTION and KILLING those who dare to have different opinions! Who needs the 1500s when you can have all the chaos and mayhem of 2024 in Minecraft form?
Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?
Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!
On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.
And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.
So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes! Or how about taming a herd of flying pigs to ride into battle against an army of evil llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Is this a woman?” quest, where you must travel to the ends of the Minecraft world to discover the truth behind this mysterious question.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!
Are you ready to ride into the sunset with a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Picture this: you’re cruising through pixelated landscapes on a rainbow unicorn, wielding a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the depths of the Nether, and dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.
So, what are you waiting for? Hop on your virtual llama and come join the fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual tacos for all new players. Because who doesn’t love tacos, am I right?
We play in a beautiful Minecraft world that is designed specifically for our needs, by our own staff and players. Player built shopping district with diamond based economy, creating possibly the most immersive experience you can have in a SMP.
Applications
Join our Discord & read the rulebook.
Select the Vanilla Role.
Create an application ticket.
If you don’t meet our standards, don’t worry! We give all applicants a chance to edit their applications to meet these standards.
To join BoxxyMC, you need to first join our Discord server and read the rulebook. Then, select the Vanilla Role and create an application ticket. Our staff will review your application and whitelist you if you meet our standards.
What is the server economy like?
BoxxyMC has a diamond-based economy in the player-built shopping district. Players can buy and sell items using diamonds, creating an immersive experience in the SMP.
Can I edit my application if I don’t meet the standards?
Yes, all applicants are given a chance to edit their applications to meet the community standards. We believe in cultivating a friendly and interesting community from the start.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Realm of Thanatos Impulse? Look no further, because our server is like the Traum – Life and Death of an Illusion, but with way more explosions and way less existential dread.
Join our server for a chance to summon Kōnstantînos XI himself in our Traum Pre-Release Pickup Summon event. Who needs Fate/Grand Order when you can have Fate/Grand LOLder on our server?
Participate in our collab event, “Serial Mythological Theater, Mississippi Mythicizers,” where you can learn with Manga and battle mythical creatures in the most outrageous way possible.
Forget about boring old Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, and Coin Calculator tools. On our server, we have a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline that will blow your mind and a Damage Calculator that will make your enemies cry.
And if you’re looking for insane rates and future materials, look no further than our server. We have drop rates that will make you question reality and future Quartz that will make you question your sanity.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world that’s more fantastical and ridiculous than anything you’ve ever seen. Who needs Fate/Grand Order when you can have Fate/Grand LOLder on our server?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency accepted is pasta and pizza!
Join us and experience a world where creepers are replaced with spaghetti monsters and zombies are actually just hungry Italians looking for a good meal.
Our players are as diverse as the toppings on a pizza, with names like Luca, Mattia, Andrea, Marco, and Mohammed all coming together to build the most extravagant pasta palaces and gelato gardens you’ve ever seen.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing more plentiful than diamonds are meatballs! Mangia mangia!
DuckyMC is a state of the art Minecraft server that has everything from survival to minigames. DuckyMC also includes bedrock support and java support which offers a unique experience for all of your friends
Q: How many players are typically online on Hypixel vs MineHEROES?
A: Hypixel tends to have a larger player base with thousands of players online at any given time, while MineHEROES may have a smaller but dedicated player community.
Q: What type of minigames can I play on each server?
A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames, while MineHEROES focuses on multiple game modes including factions, skyblock, prison, and more.
Q: Are there any specific features that make each server stand out?
A: Hypixel is known for its constant updates, events, and large-scale minigames. MineHEROES, on the other hand, caters to players looking for a variety of game modes and version compatibility.
Are you tired of being treated like dirt by your boss? Come join our Minecraft server where the only boss you have to answer to is yourself! Build, create, and conquer without any annoying coworkers stealing your spotlight. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be promoted to CEO of the server! So leave that toxic work environment behind and join us for some epic adventures and a chance to finally be appreciated for your hard work.
