TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

UgandanRejectsCraft

Africa, African, asylum laws, asylum policy, asylum process, asylum seekers, asylum seekers rights, deportation, Europe, Government, immigration, international relations, Migration, Netherlands, policy, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., Refugees, REJECTED, uganda, UgandanRejectsCraft

lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mickey Mouse Craft Land

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Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Air Quality Craft

Air, air monitoring, air pollution, air quality, Atmospheric science, climate change, climate policies, Craft, data analysis, data trends, emissions control, environmental impact, environmental improvements, environmental regulations, new york city, Nº2, PM2.5, pollution reduction, polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, public health, Quality, urban air quality

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Anarchy Unfiltered

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Creative Adventure PVP Skyblock Vanilla Economy Hardcore Minigames Roleplay Prison Faction Pixelmon Modded Flatworld Whitelisted Quests Bedwars Parkour, Vanilla

Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

forteuropa

Community, FortEuropa, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, protected, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254
Potions Brewed:	56	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Compulsory Client, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, EXILIUM, fading starlight, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Halloween 2024, irradiant awakening, Isolation Forest, Labyrinthine Defense, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, pre-register, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

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Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5473	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyNoobsBegone

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	New Chunks Explored:	39717

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

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so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

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lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Brainy Sleepy Check

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So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3209	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Amazing SMP

Adventure, Balanced, building, Community, Conquer, Cross-Play, Economy, Empire, endless possibilities, Exploration, fair, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, pay to win, Resources, Survival, team-up, THRIVING, Trade, Wild

[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Xique Xique Network

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Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.